Meet Patsy. This picture is about 13 years old (HOLY CRAP). This was behind my first apartment after college. I made the mistake of feeding the ducks and I soon became their primary food source. The white duck closest to me in the picture is Patsy. She was a huge fan of wonder bread. I would come home from working at the prison (don't ask) and nap on the couch until about 4 p.m. everyday. My steady alarm clock was Patsy. The first time I heard her tapping on my patio doors I thought I had mice (I had mices to pieces!). I got up and opened the door, she walked right in like she owned the place. From then on, every day at 4 p.m. she knocked on my door until I got up to share my meager food stores with her. I moved after a year and now I often wonder what ever happened to Patsy.
Bat shit crazy is one step beyond just plain crazy. It is usually a temporary thing...sparked by something unexpected, or just really awful. ex: As soon as he saw me humping his mom, he went bat shit crazy.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
My Pet Duck HNT
Meet Patsy. This picture is about 13 years old (HOLY CRAP). This was behind my first apartment after college. I made the mistake of feeding the ducks and I soon became their primary food source. The white duck closest to me in the picture is Patsy. She was a huge fan of wonder bread. I would come home from working at the prison (don't ask) and nap on the couch until about 4 p.m. everyday. My steady alarm clock was Patsy. The first time I heard her tapping on my patio doors I thought I had mice (I had mices to pieces!). I got up and opened the door, she walked right in like she owned the place. From then on, every day at 4 p.m. she knocked on my door until I got up to share my meager food stores with her. I moved after a year and now I often wonder what ever happened to Patsy.
Patsy could tell time?
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute wonder duck.
Nice boxers dude...
ReplyDeleteHNT Rocks!
too cool... :)
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I am so jealous. I have an unhealthy obsession with ducks. It sounds like you lived in my dream house.
ReplyDeleteI would've let Patsy just have the run of the place.
Patsy became dinner;D
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Get some clothes on those ducks!! Cute pic!!
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That's kinda cute, both the photo and the story. ;)
ReplyDeletelove the story. and may I be as bold as to say, nice legs??
ReplyDeleteI had a duck that came to my house everyday when I was little. She would even bring her babies to play. Great pic!
ReplyDeleteYou're an animal person! Yah! Such a sweet little HNT!
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem with feeding stray animals... abandoning them when you move on.
ReplyDeleteI've never owned ducks. Chickens, but not ducks. I wonder if it's that much different (besides the water)
ReplyDeleteThat's a great picture! Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteAww, such a nice pic and story! Happy HNT! :)
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ReplyDeleteFabulous story with a great pic. Cheers and happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteI think ducks are so dang cute! LOL.. Happy HNT
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