It reminded me of other strange things I've seen. Like the two dicked pig in Puxico, Mo. He had a regular dick and then a second one sticking out below his ass (I guess the pig version of a taint). Can't seem to find a picture of that.Saw Robin Zander of Cheap Trick once. At Disney World. With his kids. Go figure.
When I lived in Memphis, I went out to get the paper early one Sunday morning and saw a six foot black man in a pink tutu walking down the street.
The guy in the picture isn't black, but you get the idea. It was sorta like a cartoon. I bent over to pick up the paper, looked up, and there he was. I closed my eyes and rubbed them really hard, but when I opened them, he was still there. Didn't say a word, just kept walking.Saw a video once of a man running and shitting at the same time. Wish I had been there to see it live.
Saw a Ford Explorer come flying across the grass median on interstate 40 once. Looked like it was headed straight for me, but I passed him and he crossed my side of the road behind me. Scared the shit out of me. But not like the guy running and shitting.
Once saw a tall cowboy dancing with a man in a three piece business suit. Not really a big deal until the cowboy rips off his shirt and has this freaky leather harness thing underneath. Don't want to post a picture of that, I still have nightmares.
Saw the jungles of Mexico from the top of a pyramid with hurricane Mitchell off in the distance.
I've seen a baby being born face first. It didn't look comfortable at all. You don't even want to know what that looks like.I once saw a chick that had her nipples pierced with a chain between the piercings, connected to a chain that was hooked into her navel piercing, connected by yet another chain to the piercing in her labia. Again, not something you want to see.
Just a small list of things I've seen.
I've just seen my crazy boyfriend blog about a bunch of crazy stuff he has seen. Other than the famous dude at Disney I can't say I wish I had been there for ANY of that. ha ha Well, I actually WAS at the firetruck in the drive-thru experience. BUT the two dick pig sounds like something I'd want a picture of...
ReplyDeleteyou would have liked to see a man run and crap at the same time?!
ReplyDeleteI wanna see a two-dicked pig. Naturally, it had to be from MO. huh? That's where I'm from...kinda. Lots o' crazy shizz down that way. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI also want to see the big black man in a pink tutu. I think I might have to talk to him to find out what's up! LOL.
I haven't seen a man run and shit simultaneously, but I can tell you a story about a man going into the McD's restroom ahead of my family, holding his ass with one hand. Apparently, he shit his pants the minute he got into the bathroom!