Antibiotics Please
You would think that I would know better than to participate in unprotected blogging, but alas, I have contracted a BTD (Blogually Transmitted Disease) from two of my favorite bloggers. The bitches. Normally I refuse to participate in this "tagging" crap, but since I plan on making a Chunk sandwich with Crystal andBritni, I'm gonna humor them. Oh, I also plan on marrying one of them and shagging the hell out of the other, I just haven't decided which one gets which pleasure.
10 years ago - I was in my last year of nursing school, had been married for about 5 1/2 months, had a great dog named Gabby, and felt like I was finally getting my shit together.
5 years ago - I had just moved to a backwater town in Tennessee called Jackson for my wife's seventh or eighth job in as many years. My house had just been finished and I was all moved in and busy painting, planting grass, and working my ass off to pay for crap that I didn't need.
1 year ago - I was two weeks away from running from a hurricane and meeting one of the best friends I've ever had (it's only been a year?). My internet porn site had just become a huge success, but I blew all of the money on calf implants for me and a twenty-foot fountain made from a little boy peeing for my front yard.
Yesterday - Drove to Nashville to meet with the aforementioned best friend and her kids and went down to the Gaylord Entertainment Center (I didn't make that up) to pick out our seats for the mini-season tickets we bought to the Nashville Predators. Go Preds!!! (got killer seats if I may say so)
5 snacks I enjoy - I live for Pancho's cheese dip, I've been known to eat half a bag of Chips Ahoy at one sitting, my Grandfather and I used to share a jar of olives when he was alive, I'm a fan of hot dogs at the ballpark and the peanut brittle my mom makes for Christmas.
5 songs that I know all of the words to - "Piano Man" Billy Joel (yeah, it's pathetic), "Margaritaville" Jimmy Buffet (who doesn't?), "Gin and Juice" Snoop Dogg (I prefer the version by The Gourds), "Lit" Buck Cherry, and "Whiskey In The Jar" Metallica.
5 things I would do with $100 million - Buy a Ford GT, pay my mom's bills, rent a cruise ship and invite all of my friends (better suck up now folks, those things only hold a couple of thousand people), hire Van Halen to play at my Bar Mitzvah (no, I'm not yet a man!) and buy season tickets to the Cardinals.
5 places I would run away to - Rome, Athens, Barbados, Australia, and San Francisco, not necessarily in that order.
5 things I would never wear - a banana hammock, a mullet, birkenstocks (it's a personal issue), a toupe, and a pinky ring.
5 favorite TV shows - Survivor, The West Wing, The Sopranos, Monday Night Football, and pretty much anything on Spike.
5 biggest joys - Sunday morning coffee on the patio, the smell in the air after a hard rain, my dogs, a really cold beer, clocking out on Friday afternoon.
5 favorite toys - This is a tough one because I tend to use my toys for a while and then forget about them. I guess my computer, my car, my i-pod shuffle, my R. Lee Ermey doll, and my right hand.
5 people I rub naughty cyber bits against and pass this BTD on to Keebler, Zinger, 30something, Seahorse, and Monalicious.
10 years ago - I was in my last year of nursing school, had been married for about 5 1/2 months, had a great dog named Gabby, and felt like I was finally getting my shit together.
5 years ago - I had just moved to a backwater town in Tennessee called Jackson for my wife's seventh or eighth job in as many years. My house had just been finished and I was all moved in and busy painting, planting grass, and working my ass off to pay for crap that I didn't need.
1 year ago - I was two weeks away from running from a hurricane and meeting one of the best friends I've ever had (it's only been a year?). My internet porn site had just become a huge success, but I blew all of the money on calf implants for me and a twenty-foot fountain made from a little boy peeing for my front yard.
Yesterday - Drove to Nashville to meet with the aforementioned best friend and her kids and went down to the Gaylord Entertainment Center (I didn't make that up) to pick out our seats for the mini-season tickets we bought to the Nashville Predators. Go Preds!!! (got killer seats if I may say so)
5 snacks I enjoy - I live for Pancho's cheese dip, I've been known to eat half a bag of Chips Ahoy at one sitting, my Grandfather and I used to share a jar of olives when he was alive, I'm a fan of hot dogs at the ballpark and the peanut brittle my mom makes for Christmas.
5 songs that I know all of the words to - "Piano Man" Billy Joel (yeah, it's pathetic), "Margaritaville" Jimmy Buffet (who doesn't?), "Gin and Juice" Snoop Dogg (I prefer the version by The Gourds), "Lit" Buck Cherry, and "Whiskey In The Jar" Metallica.
5 things I would do with $100 million - Buy a Ford GT, pay my mom's bills, rent a cruise ship and invite all of my friends (better suck up now folks, those things only hold a couple of thousand people), hire Van Halen to play at my Bar Mitzvah (no, I'm not yet a man!) and buy season tickets to the Cardinals.
5 places I would run away to - Rome, Athens, Barbados, Australia, and San Francisco, not necessarily in that order.
5 things I would never wear - a banana hammock, a mullet, birkenstocks (it's a personal issue), a toupe, and a pinky ring.
5 favorite TV shows - Survivor, The West Wing, The Sopranos, Monday Night Football, and pretty much anything on Spike.
5 biggest joys - Sunday morning coffee on the patio, the smell in the air after a hard rain, my dogs, a really cold beer, clocking out on Friday afternoon.
5 favorite toys - This is a tough one because I tend to use my toys for a while and then forget about them. I guess my computer, my car, my i-pod shuffle, my R. Lee Ermey doll, and my right hand.
5 people I rub naughty cyber bits against and pass this BTD on to Keebler, Zinger, 30something, Seahorse, and Monalicious.
posted by Bat at 8:51 PM
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