Thursday, September 08, 2005

All Good Things Come To An End

If you are here looking for HNT, it's one post down. I would recommend that you move on to another blog, but if you are a glutton for punishment, there is a picture of me in my boxers.

Talked to Sugah today. She has decided to break up with me. Her logic is that we had planned to break up (who in the hell plans a break up?) in 3 weeks when she moved, we might as well do it now. I'm sure that it's more complicated than that for her, but I didn't have it in me to convince her otherwise since she is right. No hard feelings. It was a great summer. All things end.

However, this puts me in an awkward, if familiar, position. I had planned to take her to see Lyle Lovett and his Large Band on Saturday and to see the Predators on the 23rd. Now I find myself dateless again and scrambling for an alternative plan. I'm guessing that Lyle Lovett is a lost cause. I know well that it is almost impossible to find a date on such short notice. I'm thinking of giving the tickets to my sister and brother-in-law and spending Saturday night watching their brood. Not my first choice, but it's an option.

The hockey game is a little more tricky. I will have to call my buddies and see if any of them are up for it. Anybody gonna be in the West Tennessee area on the 23rd? Give me a holler.

Later taters, and remember, drive it like you stole it.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Lance said...

Sorry about the planned break up. You might end up taking her any way, sometimes the break up sex is better then the real stuff. Not that your stuff is not good, I have no idea personally, and that is between you and your love handles. I have seen Lyle Lovett in Concert, great singer, boring as a fence post. He stands there in a fancy western suit, and boots, with a big ten gallon hat, and sings, That is Tight She is not from Texas, Blue Skys, etc...

As for the hockery game a fight mught break out just to go to the game before you get there. That should be fun.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Britni said...

Can we eat pints of ice cream and sappy love movies together?

I'm sorry man, and trust me, I feel your pain.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Bat said...

Britni, you have always been there for me.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Marianna said...

I came back for a 2nd glance at them shhhhexxxyyy boxers & I'm now I'm uber bummed for you. I hope you bounce back from this ok & you find someone fantastic. You seem like an awesome guy with the funniest sense of humor & a great personality.... not to mention them shhhheeexxxxyyyy boxers!

:D

If I was in TN, I'd be at the hockey game with you. Nothing like good blood spurting on the ice!

Best wishes...
M~

9:04 PM  
Anonymous 30Something said...

ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!

I wanna grab them lovin handles and ride that bull the full 8 seconds!! hehehe

I love you man. I know you will be fine. Sorry, and I am there for you....
or a concert.....
or a hockey game.....
or a movie....
or poker....
or shopping the day after Thanksgiving ...

You get my point.
xoxo

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Mrs.T said...

I feel the need to point out that you have awesome legs, and showing them off will get you a date asap! Good luck!

10:37 PM  
Anonymous DanjerusKurves said...

Fine. I'll take one for the team and go with you to both events. I'll expect you to put out though. Now send me a plane ticket.

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Caracola said...

Oh dear! i am so sorry about your break!
I just came to your blog to read you a bit and for thanking you or your visit to mine....Cheer up! and hope you can cop with that soon...
Cheers from Spain!!! :-)

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Bat said...

Lance - My man Lyle has his own style (that rhymes doesnt it?) and it aint for everybody. And I seriously hope that you know it is "Thats right your not from Texas" and not "That is Tight She is not from Texas"

Britni, you know you are my girl. There for me thru thick and thin. So why don't you realize that ice cream and movies are for saps, I say we go all night dancing and finish the evening off with lap dances at the local strip club.

Greekchickie - its just an exhibition game so I dont expect blood. But the beer should be cold.

30something - Sit down and shut up.

Mrs. T - You make it sound like I should go to the highway and show my gams. Hmmmmm, wonder it that would work.

Danjer - You may be the hottest thing in Texas, but I am nobody's sugar daddy. Go greyhound, I will pick you up at the terminal.

caracola - need a room mate?

4:19 PM  
Anonymous DanjerusKurves said...

Where the hell am I going to find a DOG at this short notice????

1:04 PM  
Anonymous aughra said...

Put it up on craig's list and see who wants to accompany you to the show. Or show up and see if anyone there is looking for another ticket. Maybe you'll meet someone.

If I lived near you, I would so go. I love Lyle.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Bat said...

I appreciate that, but Lyle is a wash, I can't seem to even GIVE the tickets away, let alone sucker somebody into going with me.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Mel said...

Ummm...Chunk...sucker somebody into going with you?????? Did you not see Tara's comment???? My God, the women is hot!!! Why wouldn't you want to take her????

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Bat said...

I was waiting to hear from you mel.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous 30Something said...

LMAO!! Mel, we were going to go.. but this weekend I have by kids, and it wasnt enough notice to line up a good babysitter. LOLOL...
He plays coy, but he loves me! hehe

(as a freind!!)

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Mel said...

you two are funny! sorry C, i've been a little busy this week. i'll try to start checking back in more often...

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Crystal said...

Shit. I'm too late. I would have gone with you.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Bat said...

I would have taken you.

3:31 PM  

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