The Full Monty
I know it doesn't really show with my more recent submissions for Half-Nekkid Thursday, but I am slowly becoming completely obsessed with it. I bought a camera for it. I start checking Osbasso's blog around seven on Wednesday. I spend all day Thursday checking for posts. I am becoming depressed because I don't have one tenth the imagination of some of the people posting for HNT. I'm running out of ideas and while I would like to come up with something intriguing and artistic and original, I keep coming back to the same idea that frightens me.
The full monty.
Nobody has done it yet, so it would be a first, but I fear that HNT would loose something if I did. It's HALF - Nekkid Thursday for a reason. Right now it's a collection of innocent snapshots of peoples lives and some small amount of titillation. I can't speak for most guys, but I know that I am thrilled when one of the women that posts shows a little bit of flesh not normally seen by the public. Maybe it's the voyeur in me, maybe it's the thrill of seeing somebody use their imagination, maybe I'm just a blathering pervert.
I would think that most women, with a few exceptions, aren't quite as fascinated with the male body. That isn't to say that they don't appreciate a nice curve, a firm jaw, or a manly set of hands, but I think if you compared the two sexes, men are much more into "just show them to me already."
I could be completely wrong. I have run into a few very randy women recently. I guess the reality is that I don't see that much that is attractive about the male genitalia. Women are soft and curvy and smell good. Men are intrusive, stanky, and hairy. I think I'm a lesbian.
The point is, I can't decide on the full monty. It wouldn't be to impress, believe me. I don't think for a minute that anybody of either sex would think "break me off a piece of that!" It's just my need to try to one up people and the fact that I have little imagination.
I guess I need some internet guidance. What do you say blogger peeps? Full monty or no? Feel free to comment, but leave a definite aye or nay and I will abide by the blogger community's wishes.
Drive it like you stole it.
The full monty.
Nobody has done it yet, so it would be a first, but I fear that HNT would loose something if I did. It's HALF - Nekkid Thursday for a reason. Right now it's a collection of innocent snapshots of peoples lives and some small amount of titillation. I can't speak for most guys, but I know that I am thrilled when one of the women that posts shows a little bit of flesh not normally seen by the public. Maybe it's the voyeur in me, maybe it's the thrill of seeing somebody use their imagination, maybe I'm just a blathering pervert.
I would think that most women, with a few exceptions, aren't quite as fascinated with the male body. That isn't to say that they don't appreciate a nice curve, a firm jaw, or a manly set of hands, but I think if you compared the two sexes, men are much more into "just show them to me already."
I could be completely wrong. I have run into a few very randy women recently. I guess the reality is that I don't see that much that is attractive about the male genitalia. Women are soft and curvy and smell good. Men are intrusive, stanky, and hairy. I think I'm a lesbian.
The point is, I can't decide on the full monty. It wouldn't be to impress, believe me. I don't think for a minute that anybody of either sex would think "break me off a piece of that!" It's just my need to try to one up people and the fact that I have little imagination.
I guess I need some internet guidance. What do you say blogger peeps? Full monty or no? Feel free to comment, but leave a definite aye or nay and I will abide by the blogger community's wishes.
Drive it like you stole it.
posted by Bat at 5:58 PM
13 Comments:
Yeah, in general men are more visually stimulated so to speak but if you've got the balls (pun entirely intended) then I say go for it.
To make it half-nekkid you could always wear a shirt...
;)
(to say ..."leaving just some skin poking out" is just too much. Ooops, guess I said it anyway. I must be too much!)
PLEASE!!!!!! We wanna see your hinney! I mean, if you have one nostril larger than the other.. .AND your toe sticks up and out.. well hell, I don't know about everyone else, BUT I wanna see the rest!
I am obsessed with parts of the male anatomy.
When I watch my husband deal cards while playing Euchre, I honestly get wet.
Seriously. It's embaressing.
Its always fun to leave something to the imagination...so I say go for the half monty :)
He really is obsessed. He thinks about it all the time. I say go for it....I love your full monty!
I agree with HS--imagination is always more fun. Strategically placed hands or other props are good. Personally, as a guy, I have no interest in seeing the goods. I'd much rather see a good set of broad shoulders. And if one of the ladies went all out, I'm sure I'd aprreciate it, but then I would have lost the last remnants of mystery.
Ultimately, "half-nekkid" is whatever you interpret it to mean. To me, that means no full monty. A hint of the full monty, maybe.....
Can we get a full Mona instead of Monty?
... hey..... just a thought....
;-)
I'll go full on if you will!
Hmm, this is a tricky one. I know that some think the HNT pics should be a little on the vague side, but still....maybe you could start a whole new approach to HNT....If you were to wear socks and a t-shirt you'd still be HN, right? Just think...if you did it, maybe some of the female bloggers would follow along as well. Of course my friend Mimi took HNT to a whole new level with her post yesterday (http://mimiswords.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-hnt-again.html)
Maybe you could start a new trend with the guys....I might even join in...
Well the whole idea is to HALF-nekkid, not giving away the whole show, but it is your blog honey, you can post whatever you want.
Maybe one berry instead of two?
I'm going with the half Monty vote. By "half" I don't mean half an inch ... just half a Monty. ... That last part just cracked me up.
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