My Hero

It's true. I'm a grown man that plays with dolls. This is a 12" representation of R. Lee Ermey, the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket." I spent over $40 for him. There was a cheaper version, but I bought the "extra salty" version. Press the button on his back and he says things like "You'd better show me motivation or I will rip off your head and take a giant shit down your throat!"

He gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.