Who I Wanna Be When I Grow Up

Tucker Max is my hero. I sincerely wish I could be just like him. Unfortunately, even at my worst, I am only one 1/100 the asshole that he is. The Girlfriend recently bought his book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" for me. Methinks that she didn't really know what this book is about. To put it simply, this book describes behavior so boorish and anti-social that no self respecting mother would ever stoop so low as to claim this man as her son. Having said that, I have a serious man crush on Tucker Max. Hell, I'm only halfway through the book and I have come to the conclusion that if I put every interesting thing that ever happened to me into a book and gave it to Mr. Max, he might do me the favor of wiping his ass with it. Do not buy this book, it will lead you to thoughts of irresponsible drinking, anonymous sex and shitting yourself in public. If you choose to ignore my advice, well, it would make an excellent Christmas gift for your mother-in-law.

Because Cindy Begged Me

Cindy personally BEGGED me to post. What's been going on in my life? The picture above kinda sums it all up. I have been working hard and playing hard and by the time I get around to the internet, I'm too tired to write about it. I've been to three hockey games (the Pred's have had a rough start this year, but I'm confident that it will get better), two Titan's games and spent a couple of nights in a new bar called McFadden's (The Girlfriend's idea). We are going to move at the beginning of next month into The Girlfriend's new house and if you want to know more about that, check out her blog. I promise that soon I will put a little effort into it and write something interesting and witty.