I Want My Blood Back!

I donated blood a couple of weeks ago and as a reward, the Red Cross gave me a couple of free passes to the movies. The Girlfriend saw a clip from "The Love Guru" that featured Justin Timberlake as a hockey player named Jacques "Le Coq" Grande whose "stick" is quite large. I had my doubts, but we went to go see it today. Let me sum up the way I feel about this movie.

WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF DONKEY SHIT!!!!!

Two elephants fucking during the middle of the Stanley Cup playoffs was the highlight of this so called "comedy". I miss my red blood cells.

Time On The Lake

Last weekend, my favorite cousin called and said that she and her family were coming to Tennessee to do some camping and hang out on the lake (I guess they either have to little or to much water in Illinois). She wanted to know if The Girlfriend and I could come hang out with them. We managed to work last Thursday into our schedule and met up at that lake. We spent the day cruising and drinking beer, ate well, and then I get home to find that I got enough sun to make me look like a raccoon. I need to either ditch the sunglasses or put more sun screen on my face. The Girlfriend and I enjoyed our day in the sun. My cousin is eight years older than I and the first thing she did was tell The Girlfriend about how excited she was when I came home from the hospital. She said that she rushed home from school to see me, ran to the crib and leaned over and I rewarded her eagerness by peeing in her face. I'm such a bastard. This is a picture of me (on the left), my 2nd cousin (white t-shirt), my favorite cousin (sunglasses) and my 2nd cousin's husband holding my third cousin. It was good to see them and I apologized again (for like the 52nd time) for peeing in her face.