I AM MCLOVIN!

Yeah yeah, sporadic posting, uninteresting topics, no nudity, my blog sucks, blah blah blah. Now that we have that out of the way, let us discuss a new coming of age classic, "Superbad." In the same vein as "Porky's" and "American Pie", "Superbad" is a movie about teens trying to get by at school without having their guts stomped out because of their complete lack of social skills and in the mean time, somehow procure massive amounts of alcohol to assist with their ultimate goal, getting laid. The movie is filled with profanity, outrageous situations, and great new phrases that I shall endeavor to use daily such as "I am McLovin", "Can we shoot at it?", "Nobody has gotten a BJ in cargo shorts since 'Nam!", and "I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag." Although "Superbad" uses every sophomoric situation ever devised (well, except for fart jokes, if this flick had one good fart joke, it would be up for an Academy Award), The Girlfriend still managed to enjoy it. Wanna see a movie that makes you laugh without making you think? Go see "Superbad." And please, no cock blocking.