Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Poor Girl

For some reason, I was thinking today about an apartment I had in Jackson. I had been separated from the wife for about a year and had moved into an apartment building that had very thin walls. Of course I was awakened one night by the sound of a couple in the place behind mine getting frisky. Apparently, their bed was pushed up against the common wall shared with my space. It started with a thump, then another, then began the rhythmic noise that announces a project in full swing. She was enjoying herself, I think. At least that's what it sounded like.

At first I was thinking, "good for you bro, I'm glad somebody is dipping his wick." This went on for a good bit, with me mentally cheering him on to victory. After about thirty minutes of the same thump, thump and the same moans and groans, I began to feel bad for the girl. Now, instead of thinking "hit it man!" I was saying to myself, "Cut the girl some slack! Put the horse back in the barn cowboy."

I have no idea why this particular memory is on my mind.

4 Comments:

Anonymous cindy said...

You're one of the few guys who know about that truth. Duration isn't always a good thing. That's when our brains start running grocery lists.

Unless the guy can pull off interesting WITH durability. But that's a rarity.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Bat said...

Who cares if it last 2 hours if nobody is interested. I'm all about cutting a girl some slack....or at least letting her turn on the TV.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous cindy said...

porn during is nice. then he needs to do less work.

4:14 AM  
Blogger Bat said...

Porn during IS nice. But, personally, it's not about doing less work.

8:59 AM  

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